THINGS I WOULD LIKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY BUT AM NOT GOING TO GET BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY EXPENSIVE AND I HAVE NOT ASKED FOR THEM.

Comme Des Garcons dress

Oh mama! I would literally give up all of my limbs for this dress if it weren't for the fact that I'd probably miss them a bit.  I'd probably get used to it eventually, but I'm not sure I can be bothered with the hassle in the interim.

Olympia Le-Tan clutch

What I wouldn't do for a Le-Tan book clutch.  Any of them, I don't even care - they're all so beautiful!  I completely fangirled out when I first saw them a few years back and I've been mooning over them ever since, (even looking for cheaper versions on Etsy).  I may attempt to make one myself (I'll keep you updated, because anything involving me and a needle and thread is bound to be hilarious), but it could never be the same.  These clutches be bitchin'.  

Nicholas Kirkwood for Erdem Boots

I saw, I fell in love.  They're weird.  I need them.  If I'm going to wear anything colourful, then it's more than likely going to be an accessory of some kind, so these are perfection.  With bare legs and a shift dress, or  with rolled up jeans and a long trench coat. THEY'RE JUST SO PRACTICAL*.

Also, this dress, this coat, these shoes, these earrings and also Ryan Gosling, preferably presented like this:

Or whatever, I'm not fussed.

*Well, I think that I'm joking, but one can never be sure.